Monday, July 6, 2009

Open up and say, "Aaah!"

I'm hoping to combine the Comfort Wipe and Aaah Toilet Paper Foam to my daily bathroom regimen to make using the bathroom a truly evolved experience in personal hygiene. I'm making a vow to my nether region that I will use these products to keep it in the healthiest shape possible. As a matter of fact, Aaah and the Comfort Wipe have inspired me to create OW! Apricot Anus Scrub so I can exfoliate before (or after) I shoot the deuce.

Love at first wipe, indeed.


  1. I'm still trying to get over the asswipe on a stick thing.

  2. He really said "love at first wipe"...