And then there are those that choose to ride to the outskirts of town to purchase their pyrotechnic contraband, bring it back home and play God with their genitals and the faces of others by acting in the most irresponsible manner one could imagine. It is these people I applaud as well as the enlightened and brave souls that are on hand to video tape these antics.
5. Rocket's Red Glare
4. He passed out, he had it coming
3. Better Living Through Chemistry. And Cabinetry.
1. The Ass Rocket, or as I'd like to call it: The Greatest Moment in Internet Video History