Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Top 5 Best Moments in Firework Misadventure

What is the first thing that you think of when you think of Independence Day, The 4th of July, our nation's birthday? If you are like me it's BBQ, but most people I would venture to guess, think of fireworks. It is the symbolic badge of honor with which we proudly proclaim and celebrate our history, sovereignty, independence and pride as a country. Millions of people across the U.S. gather annually in huge crowds, sweaty queues and urban rooftops everywhere to witness some sort of fireworks display, whether it be private or publicly sponsored.

And then there are those that choose to ride to the outskirts of town to purchase their pyrotechnic contraband, bring it back home and play God with their genitals and the faces of others by acting in the most irresponsible manner one could imagine. It is these people I applaud as well as the enlightened and brave souls that are on hand to video tape these antics.

5. Rocket's Red Glare

4. He passed out, he had it coming

3. Better Living Through Chemistry. And Cabinetry.

2. Vasectomy

1. The Ass Rocket, or as I'd like to call it: The Greatest Moment in Internet Video History

1 comment:

  1. Ass rocket wins. Kid totally deserved it.