Saturday, February 13, 2010

Boner, She Wrote

I never knew that Angela Lansbury was such a randy minx. I vaguely recall popping wood as a young lad whilst watching "Bedknobs and Broomsticks," but seeing her do her Kegels and lavishly bathe herself is making me tingle where my bathing suit covers.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jab my eyes out with a rusty butter knife.

Monday, February 1, 2010

The Crying Wife

Normally I can't stand the sight of a woman crying. It unnerves me regardless of the situation. However, this woman is adorable because she bawls and cries copious crocodile tears at the ends of movies that are even remotely sad. Her husband, being the genus that he is, has dedicated a whole website to capturing these precious moments.

Here a few examples:

"Does R2D2 get put back together?"

"I thought it was just gonna be about robots!"

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Best of 2009

So it's been a while and even though 2009 is but a distant memory, I have to give honors where honors are due to some my favorite finds of the past year.

I understand if you don't want to watch all of these, but do yourself a favor and make sure you watch Mark Gormley at #1.

10. Amazing Video Weirdness

9. Winkers

8.The Slow Loris

7. Thru-you-01

6. Cleveland Fox news report on suburban bear sighting

5. Tilt Shift, thank your Keith Loutit

Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

4. Best in useless product infomercials

3. The Snake Charmer

2. Happy in Paraguay

1. Mark Gormley "Without You"

Monday, September 21, 2009

Designed Specifically for Women...

Lost in the Daties

No overgrown monsters that are always thinking about food, no fatties (of course), no Donna Juanitas (natch), no hamsters (okay, kinda lost me on that one), no dopers, smokers or alcoholics. Must love to have fun, Cosby sweaters and leather fingerless gloves. Please be into men that have no sense of how crushingly boring they are.

Friday, September 11, 2009

What Women Really Want

Guess which one of these guys does not take himself seriously?

Friday, September 4, 2009