Best of 2009

So it's been a while and even though 2009 is but a distant memory, I have to give honors where honors are due to some my favorite finds of the past year.

I understand if you don't want to watch all of these, but do yourself a favor and make sure you watch Mark Gormley at #1.



10. Amazing Video Weirdness



9. Winkers



8.The Slow Loris



7. Thru-you-01



6. Cleveland Fox news report on suburban bear sighting



5. Tilt Shift, thank your Keith Loutit

Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

4. Best in useless product infomercials









3. The Snake Charmer



2. Happy in Paraguay



1. Mark Gormley "Without You"

Open up and say, "Aaah!"

I'm hoping to combine the Comfort Wipe and Aaah Toilet Paper Foam to my daily bathroom regimen to make using the bathroom a truly evolved experience in personal hygiene. I'm making a vow to my nether region that I will use these products to keep it in the healthiest shape possible. As a matter of fact, Aaah and the Comfort Wipe have inspired me to create OW! Apricot Anus Scrub so I can exfoliate before (or after) I shoot the deuce.

Love at first wipe, indeed.

Breast Rest

I thought the opening line the first time I saw this was "Millions of women like yourself, suffer from a porn nights rest."

Amazing. Someone, other than Billy Mays, thought this was a good idea.

P.S.

Speaking of senseless products, I'm reposting this one to remind us all that sometimes necessity is not the mother of invention.