tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17642530496049990832023-11-16T11:37:45.510-06:00cartwheels and hardonsJust weird, funny, sad and beautiful little things I find whilst trolling the internet. It's what I do. Enjoy.robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-73908199069595321342010-02-13T16:56:00.006-06:002010-02-13T17:12:09.594-06:00Boner, She WroteI never knew that Angela Lansbury was such a randy minx. I vaguely recall popping wood as a young lad whilst watching "Bedknobs and Broomsticks," but seeing her do her Kegels and lavishly bathe herself is making me tingle where my bathing suit covers. <br /><br /><p>Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jab my eyes out with a rusty butter knife. <br /> <br /><p><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/amRwERLwTrU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/amRwERLwTrU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-41207969582955701312010-02-01T16:22:00.007-06:002010-02-01T16:35:17.411-06:00The Crying WifeNormally I can't stand the sight of a woman crying. It unnerves me regardless of the situation. However, this woman is adorable because she bawls and cries copious crocodile tears at the ends of movies that are even remotely sad. Her husband, being the genus that he is, has dedicated a whole website to capturing these precious moments.<br /><br /><p>Here a few examples:<br /><br />"Does R2D2 get put back together?" <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h_K4mAD8xnc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h_K4mAD8xnc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><p>"I thought it was just gonna be about robots!"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ox06ljy2du8&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ox06ljy2du8&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://cryingwife.com/">www.cryingwife.com</a>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-21152097525569321072010-01-28T10:49:00.026-06:002010-01-29T00:37:08.154-06:00Best of 2009So it's been a while and even though 2009 is but a distant memory, I have to give honors where honors are due to some my favorite finds of the past year.<br /><br /><p>I understand if you don't want to watch all of these, but do yourself a favor and make sure you watch Mark Gormley at #1.<br /><br /><br /><br />10. Amazing Video Weirdness<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K33vWsRAYlg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K33vWsRAYlg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />9. Winkers<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JyYhdY-A_Hs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />8.The Slow Loris<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g9f-6jygRJk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g9f-6jygRJk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />7. Thru-you-01<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tprMEs-zfQA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tprMEs-zfQA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />6. Cleveland Fox news report on suburban bear sighting<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y5C2gihnEkE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y5C2gihnEkE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />5. Tilt Shift, thank your Keith Loutit<br /><object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2317118&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2317118&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=1&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/2317118">Metal Heart</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/keithloutit">Keith Loutit</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p><br /><br /><br />4. Best in useless product infomercials<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/crfGXmxJ1vM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/crfGXmxJ1vM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyCrRrw-rc4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyCrRrw-rc4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/foySU7mGnCM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/foySU7mGnCM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cX1viP3TkVA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cX1viP3TkVA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />3. The Snake Charmer<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GJQdEY82zs0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GJQdEY82zs0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />2. Happy in Paraguay<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/414TmP12WAU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/414TmP12WAU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />1. Mark Gormley "Without You"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/87nkJquHnAU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/87nkJquHnAU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-32976353522742533412009-09-21T22:59:00.002-05:002009-09-21T23:01:59.575-05:00Designed Specifically for Women...<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cX1viP3TkVA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cX1viP3TkVA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-44931250478244984572009-09-21T15:22:00.007-05:002009-09-21T15:34:43.876-05:00Lost in the DatiesNo overgrown monsters that are always thinking about food, no fatties (of course), no Donna Juanitas (natch), no hamsters (okay, kinda lost me on that one), no dopers, smokers or alcoholics. Must love to have fun, Cosby sweaters and leather fingerless gloves. Please be into men that have no sense of how crushingly boring they are. <br /><br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/73d_1253152677"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/73d_1253152677" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-9715577619656941512009-09-11T01:34:00.003-05:002009-09-11T01:39:01.767-05:00What Women Really WantGuess which one of these guys does not take himself seriously?<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fuV_KrBd_R0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fuV_KrBd_R0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Hm7FqjagJo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Hm7FqjagJo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-54592576281102620792009-09-04T12:45:00.006-05:002009-09-04T12:52:35.247-05:00The Feel-good Hit of the Season<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/human-centipede-first-sequence-images.php">Mouth-to-Anus Human Centipede: The Movie!</a> And who says Hollywood is running out of ideas?robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-23652681137369260502009-09-01T23:15:00.003-05:002009-09-01T23:17:59.858-05:00Oh, Gary! Will your star ever stop rising?!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ8hZuM_-Gt30XlEjLtMjJTK4PtRgVFb36bIuUYigdXQemk81s3D4oO9I8Vvy4Nvdp6JFAu9SwZ0EGl8PbM0P-5UHn-VUIJDxb43xxBfJMQjrp50CZ5lL-qpGquZW6DuSp-8wD3PpRtTE/s1600-h/gary.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQ8hZuM_-Gt30XlEjLtMjJTK4PtRgVFb36bIuUYigdXQemk81s3D4oO9I8Vvy4Nvdp6JFAu9SwZ0EGl8PbM0P-5UHn-VUIJDxb43xxBfJMQjrp50CZ5lL-qpGquZW6DuSp-8wD3PpRtTE/s320/gary.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376719193175375042" /></a>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-32705356497411581542009-08-19T23:19:00.002-05:002009-08-19T23:21:05.541-05:00Thunder Cats! Ho!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXpfmAkl0_gWafbZ2XMrFw740oyhzZjDRjWtbXFaJNILNm1bzZOWXY3qfr08eVljthr85nzXiH918-hYXwhDVO3J25UzZQ47KXOMX5NNvCNDnoCp0ULyjedNy7A8mYcxJu7sfEqpSlKos/s1600-h/twocats.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXpfmAkl0_gWafbZ2XMrFw740oyhzZjDRjWtbXFaJNILNm1bzZOWXY3qfr08eVljthr85nzXiH918-hYXwhDVO3J25UzZQ47KXOMX5NNvCNDnoCp0ULyjedNy7A8mYcxJu7sfEqpSlKos/s320/twocats.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371895921577333042" /></a>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-37470096697663755702009-08-11T17:30:00.001-05:002009-08-11T17:32:21.081-05:00It's in the way that you use it.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_X7mMU6Gb0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H_X7mMU6Gb0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-80658793002529853692009-08-08T00:09:00.007-05:002009-09-01T23:19:03.337-05:00The Emperor's New Jump RopeSomeone thought this was a good idea. <br /><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Va2Ydlf2cqc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Va2Ydlf2cqc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-47043492314220701672009-08-04T09:53:00.002-05:002009-08-04T09:55:53.666-05:00Worst/Best/Worst Name EverA man ahead of his time. <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl_Of2Xkzu4zsd1ABDixlwQJKT7mQNaBCmFA2FRvDimyvYZneXy7rK660_fSwPoNbBpsqjOmRNU6E0QSoYBCdeKeSZH3jUoVt0Wnv4JlG3ukLyh-99fFOOFBmH6ZechWWTJTUcR08VmdY/s1600-h/rusty-kuntz.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 238px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl_Of2Xkzu4zsd1ABDixlwQJKT7mQNaBCmFA2FRvDimyvYZneXy7rK660_fSwPoNbBpsqjOmRNU6E0QSoYBCdeKeSZH3jUoVt0Wnv4JlG3ukLyh-99fFOOFBmH6ZechWWTJTUcR08VmdY/s320/rusty-kuntz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366122091408338706" /></a>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-29087406945415254612009-08-04T09:49:00.003-05:002009-08-04T09:51:05.891-05:00Candy BraThis will be the strangest thing you will see all day. Fo' realz. <br /><p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NmlFd7XRtkM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NmlFd7XRtkM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-67451819501204406752009-08-03T16:25:00.001-05:002009-08-03T16:27:56.359-05:00Precious moment<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-8rXJHvkDt6aoEfAZ3dwh0qBoFmUwJR3jHnStco4k4FPyXfDnWWJFFPx_mXWd94Ftk-kmsrJW-iip6OGl17RyBxLkE7MR-zQ2x1GCpsqQytrC-dMwGvyW_IVXailII4faoFj_iuM8xlI/s1600-h/rainbowgasm-24279-1249330830-7.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-8rXJHvkDt6aoEfAZ3dwh0qBoFmUwJR3jHnStco4k4FPyXfDnWWJFFPx_mXWd94Ftk-kmsrJW-iip6OGl17RyBxLkE7MR-zQ2x1GCpsqQytrC-dMwGvyW_IVXailII4faoFj_iuM8xlI/s320/rainbowgasm-24279-1249330830-7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365852241580088578" /></a>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-23770555380760695572009-08-03T11:01:00.005-05:002009-08-03T11:18:49.531-05:00PranksYoung at heart? No, I am juvenile at heart. Farts will always be funny. Nut shots, titty twisters, fat people falling down, milk out of the nose, flour in the hair dryer, etc...<br /><p>All of it always has and will be funny. Why? Because it's not happening to me. <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLDZEY5HShc&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZLDZEY5HShc&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0IJdO-gyTOw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0IJdO-gyTOw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JXeVxf4c0Rk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JXeVxf4c0Rk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-22151505458804723572009-08-03T10:44:00.004-05:002009-08-03T10:56:19.516-05:00Jeepers CreepersIt might be the lethal quantity of whiskey that I have been putting into my system as of late or maybe it's the fact that I'm sleeping so much I don't see colors anymore, but I find this to be an astonshingly bad idea. Kids should be able to do yoga in the privacy of there own homes without the threat of having the mommy-jean wearing <i>Creepiest Guy Ever</i> or a giant rasta man rooster burgle their innocence away trying to learn downward facing dog. <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUsTTePBBys&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUsTTePBBys&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-16536317087311568402009-07-20T12:11:00.006-05:002009-07-20T12:16:05.700-05:00awkwardmovieending.comA young Marlon Jackson stars in <i>Student Confidential</i> from 1987. A story about a rich dude that gives it all up to become a high school guidance counselor. Oh, did I mention he pays drug dealers to beat him up? YEs, it's that bad. And by bad I mean amazing. <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5YXZ9RtOms&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w5YXZ9RtOms&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-8779260969763608382009-07-14T10:15:00.003-05:002009-07-14T10:24:11.960-05:00"Mammoth had claws!"This might be the cutest little kid I have ever seen. Great story too. Don't skip ahead...it will totally ruin the ending for you. <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCQZvLPIiVo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZCQZvLPIiVo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-66777761891903473272009-07-14T00:42:00.003-05:002009-07-14T00:45:15.863-05:00Panic BearYep, this looks like a great idea. <br /><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sUY6LgLVb4U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sUY6LgLVb4U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-52940208059702776792009-07-11T13:10:00.003-05:002009-07-11T13:14:51.605-05:00Bullet Bob Munden, or the coolest badass ever.<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLnmvseCseI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLnmvseCseI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-7298488521467758072009-07-11T12:55:00.002-05:002009-07-11T13:05:57.333-05:00Yes Virginia, the Earth is 6,000 years old.Just goes to show that people are as ignorant now as they were 6,000 years ago. When the Earth was created.
<br /><p><embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowScriptAccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80688411/&file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/366483/80688411.flv&mediaid=80688411&title=Senator Says Earth is 6000 Years Old&tags=dumb,stupid,Senator,Arizona,6000,year,old,earth&description=This genius from Arizona estimates the earth to be around 6000 years old. That's pretty close give or take a few billion years.&displayheight=325&backcolor=0x0d0d0d&lightoclor=0x336699&frontcolor=0xcccccc&image=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2009/07/80688411/earth.jpg&username=Hakik" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="425" height="345" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-83555692136691938202009-07-10T11:57:00.008-05:002009-07-10T12:14:26.847-05:00Pork Rinds: The Modernest of Marvels<i> Modern Marvels</i> or <i>How It's Made</i>...this is my kind of TV viewing. It's my <i>John and Kate + 8</i>. I can get lost in hours of these type shows. If there is a marathon showing, I'm there. Skyscrapers in Dubai, carbon fiber kayaks, peppermint candy, toilets...doesn't matter. I want to know all the steps, how many people are involved, the chemical process, I want to watch the dies being cast, etc... Even when it comes to pork rinds. If you are like me the old saying "I love sausage, I just don't want to see how it's made" is a cop out. One of my favorite snacks growing up was a bag of pork rinds and a Big Red soda. Horrifying, I know. But this is America: we eat bad food and we aren't ashamed of it. Well, at least I'm not. <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ERTmzdWr3yo&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ERTmzdWr3yo&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-74168040889470635372009-07-08T11:08:00.006-05:002009-07-08T12:00:44.755-05:00Inane Clown PussiesAutotune...check! Combing Screamo, Crunk and Electronica...check! Young white kids from suburban Albuquerque that can't rap yet tout their cred by shopping at Hot Topic and pouring 40s in front their parents' "hoopties"....check! It's official, this is the worst thing I've ever seen or heard! We have officially run out of ideas. Oblivion here we come! <br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-TH5ibABP4U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-TH5ibABP4U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-44659032315889635462009-07-06T10:22:00.009-05:002009-07-08T11:58:40.553-05:00Open up and say, "Aaah!"I'm hoping to combine the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM">Comfort Wipe</a> and Aaah Toilet Paper Foam to my daily bathroom regimen to make using the bathroom a truly evolved experience in personal hygiene. I'm making a vow to my nether region that I will use these products to keep it in the healthiest shape possible. As a matter of fact, Aaah and the Comfort Wipe have inspired me to create <i>OW! Apricot Anus Scrub</i> so I can exfoliate before (or after) I shoot the deuce. <br /><br /><p> Love at first wipe, indeed. <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/foySU7mGnCM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/foySU7mGnCM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1PukUiW4uE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1PukUiW4uE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1764253049604999083.post-50214616914859633862009-07-05T13:01:00.003-05:002009-07-05T13:03:37.379-05:00Dog - 7, Crotch - 0Pure. Internet. Gold.<br /><br /><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jSYgikHRt3U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jSYgikHRt3U&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>robnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12244902949919291024noreply@blogger.com0