Best of 2009

So it's been a while and even though 2009 is but a distant memory, I have to give honors where honors are due to some my favorite finds of the past year.

I understand if you don't want to watch all of these, but do yourself a favor and make sure you watch Mark Gormley at #1.



10. Amazing Video Weirdness



9. Winkers



8.The Slow Loris



7. Thru-you-01



6. Cleveland Fox news report on suburban bear sighting



5. Tilt Shift, thank your Keith Loutit

Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

4. Best in useless product infomercials









3. The Snake Charmer



2. Happy in Paraguay



1. Mark Gormley "Without You"

Designed Specifically for Women...

Lost in the Daties

No overgrown monsters that are always thinking about food, no fatties (of course), no Donna Juanitas (natch), no hamsters (okay, kinda lost me on that one), no dopers, smokers or alcoholics. Must love to have fun, Cosby sweaters and leather fingerless gloves. Please be into men that have no sense of how crushingly boring they are.

What Women Really Want

Guess which one of these guys does not take himself seriously?

The Feel-good Hit of the Season

Mouth-to-Anus Human Centipede: The Movie! And who says Hollywood is running out of ideas?

Oh, Gary! Will your star ever stop rising?!

Thunder Cats! Ho!