Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Superficial
I am an unabashed fan of thesuperficial.com. The guy is hilarious. And he just scored a few new points with me on the Perez Hilton lawsuit against the Black Eyed Peas road manager that allegedly assaultled him:
The Black Eyed Peas' manager Polo Molina is being sued for punching Perez Hilton in the face at the 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards Sunday night, according to the AP:
The celebrity blogger, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, sued the Peas' road manager in Los Angeles for battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress. He is seeking unspecified damages of more than $25,000.
"Perez Hilton was assaulted by the band's road manager because he would not agree to stop writing about the Black Eyed Peas on his Web site," Bryan Freedman, Hilton's lawyer, said in a statement. "Whether you love Perez or hate him, he is entitled to his freedom of speech without fear of physical violence. This lawsuit will make the statement that violence is never the answer."
Wait. I thought he got punched in the face for calling Will.I.am a "fucking faggot" not because he's a shining crusader of first amendment rights. I guess I missed the part where Perez and George Washington battled the King of England for the right to make it look like splooge is falling out of Britney's dress. Must've happen between all the Twitters.
Read thesuperfical.com. It makes fun of celebrities so you don't have to.
Sonya, the slow loris
If you aren't a fan of cute animals you obviously have a heart of pure bituminous coal; like that of a Medieval executioner.
And in case you missed it, here is Sonya's debut to the internets:
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Gay Exorcism
I was really bummed because I thought this said "Gay Exercise" video. (Uh, wait did I just say that out loud?)
Seriously, I really don't want to make fun of this because it's actually a really sad story, but I can't help it. And I'm sorry but homosexuality is no more caused by demons than HIV is contracted by stubbing your toe. Unless you stub your toe at a glory hole. Repeatedly. But I digress.
Now just when you think this news piece will show a different, informed side to this whole event there is a woman that's a mentor for gay teens that is interviewed for her perspective. Her last line is, sadly, very funny to me or maybe it's just how it's edited. And making light of this is probably why my black soul will be eaten by an AIDS demon while I sleep.
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