"I believe that children are our future...

...teach them well and let them lead the way."

That's a nice, but antiquated sentiment given that a lot of kids today have become socially maladjusted, internet-addicted spoiled effing brats. For example, this young lad that has just had his World of Warcraft account shut down by his parents. Good for them. And even better that his younger brother had the where-with-all to document it for posterity.

Breast Rest

I thought the opening line the first time I saw this was "Millions of women like yourself, suffer from a porn nights rest."

Amazing. Someone, other than Billy Mays, thought this was a good idea.

P.S.

Speaking of senseless products, I'm reposting this one to remind us all that sometimes necessity is not the mother of invention.

Curse of the Bad 80s Perm

From the PBS show Many Voices, Many Vision (circa the 80s i'm sure) comes this winning clip in which a young Caucasian girl is cursed with “looking like a Black boy.”

Wow.

The Snake Charmer

This needs no set up.

News FAIL

This is an *actual* news report from the Fox news affiliate in Cleveland, OH. I think my favorite line for the whole things is "Tina was too stunned to get a picture, but this is probably what it looked like. But real." Instant classic.

Tawkin' 'bout practice?

Auto tune the news was funny the first time I saw it for about 2.5 minutes. This might be too, but it's pretty clever for a recycled idea. The Joe Namath bit is classic.

Semen recycling and adult diapers....

of course.

Cheap Trick once asked: "Whatever happend to all the season's losers of the year?" Well, I think we have the blue ribbon winner for this season. Enjoy.