The Feel-good Hit of the Season

Mouth-to-Anus Human Centipede: The Movie! And who says Hollywood is running out of ideas?

It's in the way that you use it.

Jeepers Creepers

It might be the lethal quantity of whiskey that I have been putting into my system as of late or maybe it's the fact that I'm sleeping so much I don't see colors anymore, but I find this to be an astonshingly bad idea. Kids should be able to do yoga in the privacy of there own homes without the threat of having the mommy-jean wearing Creepiest Guy Ever or a giant rasta man rooster burgle their innocence away trying to learn downward facing dog.

Gay Exorcism

I was really bummed because I thought this said "Gay Exercise" video. (Uh, wait did I just say that out loud?)

Seriously, I really don't want to make fun of this because it's actually a really sad story, but I can't help it. And I'm sorry but homosexuality is no more caused by demons than HIV is contracted by stubbing your toe. Unless you stub your toe at a glory hole. Repeatedly. But I digress.

Now just when you think this news piece will show a different, informed side to this whole event there is a woman that's a mentor for gay teens that is interviewed for her perspective. Her last line is, sadly, very funny to me or maybe it's just how it's edited. And making light of this is probably why my black soul will be eaten by an AIDS demon while I sleep.