Boner, She Wrote

I never knew that Angela Lansbury was such a randy minx. I vaguely recall popping wood as a young lad whilst watching "Bedknobs and Broomsticks," but seeing her do her Kegels and lavishly bathe herself is making me tingle where my bathing suit covers.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go jab my eyes out with a rusty butter knife.