Designed Specifically for Women...

Lost in the Daties

No overgrown monsters that are always thinking about food, no fatties (of course), no Donna Juanitas (natch), no hamsters (okay, kinda lost me on that one), no dopers, smokers or alcoholics. Must love to have fun, Cosby sweaters and leather fingerless gloves. Please be into men that have no sense of how crushingly boring they are.

What Women Really Want

Guess which one of these guys does not take himself seriously?

The Feel-good Hit of the Season

Mouth-to-Anus Human Centipede: The Movie! And who says Hollywood is running out of ideas?

Oh, Gary! Will your star ever stop rising?!